Bill Albanese
The ^original Dog Whisperer

Are you…

Tired of getting all the wrong answers? Advice and techniques that just don’t work? Frustrated that the dog training book, video, TV show or local class didn’t help?

Real live help

Well now, Bill Albanese, The ^original Dog Whisperer, since 1991 can help.

Bill has over 25 years experience dealing with dog owners one-on-one to help them finally and successfully solve their problems and concerns and clear their frustrations.

Bill Speaks

“There’s so much information out there.” Says Bill, “So much of it is either inaccurate, mistaken or just plain doesn’t apply.” Bill is adamant about this, he continues, “Generic information applied in most classes just doesn’t help most people. After the class, it is up to the dog owner to go home and apply nonspecific methods to the complexities of their lives with their dogs. Trying this with little or no support for direct application (which is usually not possible anyway) is futile and frustrating.

“Books, videos and television shows discourage all the more. Those sources are one sided. They verbalize at you, but they can’t speak with you. What sets me apart? Taking the time to work each individual case for what it is, an individual case!

“Every situation is distinctive. Exclusive help and attention are needed and everything matters, from the number, gender, and ages of people living with the dog (or dogs), the type of floor coverings in the home, the neighborhood, people’s schedules, and on and on.

“All of this information is collected and complied prior to the actual consultation. Only then can the education begin. By the time we are done, the dog owner is no longer frustrated, they have a complete knowledge of their circumstances from a behavioral standpoint (from the dog’s point of view), and they can experience improvement like never before.”

Unique

Although Bill has a unique way of communicating the information needed, he assures that all of it is textbook based. As he says, “It’s not what I think, nor will you find it in Dog Training for Dummies, but you can find solid basis for everything I teach in the library. You just don’t hear it in textbook form. Your dog wouldn’t (and can’t) communicate that way and neither do I.”

Follow Through

Bill’s aid keeps coming until you have reached your objective*. He can help you before you get a dog or add a dog; advise you on unswerving, proactive solutions that not only work, but are fair to the dog as well; and he can help you find the right person to work with locally if that is deemed a necessity**. It’s having your own animal behaviorist on staff, live and interacting with you, in your life, with your dog, addressing your one-of-a-kind needs.

Interactive help is flexible based on the job at hand as there are so many variables (type of dog, number of dogs and other pets in home, number of people, nature of behavior in question, home environment, outdoor environment, overall goal, etc.). Once your programs price is set, it will not change. You will not incur any further charges***.

Contact

Get help by phone and e-mail

There are 3 ways that Bill Albanese, The ^original Dog Whisperer, can help you.

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Plan 1: E-mail Evaluation and Advice

Via email, through a series of questions, Bill will evaluate your particular problem then respond (up to 3 times) with solid answers to your individual concerns. You will then be much better equipped to deal with your issue and know how to find competent, local help.

You will not get form letters or pre-canned responses. This is individualized, one-on-one help for you.

One-time charge of $195 for one dog; for additional dogs, also choose the $100 extra dog option below.

Plan 2: E-mail Evaluation and Telephone Consultation

Same e-mail evaluation as Plan 1, except Bill will then set up a time to call you and discuss the nature of your situation (at length), and impart unto you valuable and much needed information regarding your relationship with your dog(s). This will put you well on the road to recovery. Bill will follow up with you to find competent help in your area if needed.

One-time charge of $295, no additional time charges on domestic telephone calls; for additional dogs, also choose the $100 extra dog option below.

Extra Dog Option

To get help with more than one dog, you will need to buy this option as well as one of the above plans. One-time fee of $100.

Plan 3: Ultimate

This is getting the right answers, education, methods, and follow through from start to finish. Includes all of Plan 2 with unlimited phone and e-mail support for 3 months.

One time charge of $595; plan includes multiple dogs.

So, get started today. Contact Bill Albanese by phone at 831 475-7606 or by e-mail (questions regarding what services are provided are no charge).

Note: These plans are not available to residents of Central California. Please call for personalized service in your home.

Bill exclusively uses and sells handmade quality leather products by Preston Smith.

* Provided instructions are being followed to the letter.

** Bill is not affiliated nor takes fees from any other trainer, facility, or media.

*** Provided additional tasks are not added after the initial overview.

Disclaimer: Success is totally dependent on full cooperation and compliance to Bill’s instructions and advice by the dog owner. While compliance is the one determining factor to success, it is most often not guaranteed by the dog owner, therefore while every conceivable effort will be made, it is not possible to guarantee your success.

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